Joke: Apples & Wines

Apples and Wine

 Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want 
to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

 Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that
 aren't as good, but easy....   The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when
 in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right  man
 to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the
 top  of the tree.

Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

 Now :

 Men.... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit
out of  them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner  with.